Major Payne | "What Are You Lookin' At, Ass Eyes?"

2020-ж., 8-авг.
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Do NOT attempt to challenge Major Payne's authority! Watch as he meets his new cadets and breaks them in to boot camp.
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Damon Wayans stars in this hilarious escapade Major Payne. When peace breaks out in America, killing machine Major Benson Winifred Payne, United States Marine Corps Special Forces (Wayans), is given his marching orders... to the unemployment line. Unable to cope with civilian life, Payne is thrust back into the military regimen as commander of the Madison Academy Junior ROTC. How does the military's most dangerous secret weapon discipline a few good men when none of them is even old enough to shave? Any way he wants! At least until Dr. Emily Walburn, school counselor (Karen Parsons), joins his tour of duty. Armed with the comic genius of Damon Wayans and stockpiled with humor, "Major Payne orders up the laughs." (Los Angeles Times)
© 1995 Universal City Studios, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Cast: Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, William Hickey, Michael Ironside, Albert Hall
Produced By: Eric L. Gold, Michael Rachmil
Directed By: Nick Castle

  • Oh damn its the sherminator 🤣🤣

    Andrew BurgosAndrew BurgosСаат мурун
  • Thir thes thir😂😂

  • Man they can’t make movies like this anymore

    HisDukeNessHisDukeNess11 саат мурун
  • I’m so glad I bought this DVD so long ago. It brings me so much happiness during this shitty time.

    Papa SantacruzPapa Santacruz11 саат мурун
  • And to imagine this kind of comedy was 90's kids movies. Major Payne, Heavy Weights... we'll never see this kind of good comedy again. Too many pussies nowadays.

    crow13bcrow13b15 саат мурун

    DloweDlowe15 саат мурун
  • You want me to show a lil trick, take your mind of that pain?

    Simon ChefSimon Chef16 саат мурун
  • Why am awesome movie. Straight classic

    You SadYou Sad16 саат мурун
  • Did I give you permission to sneeze Opie

    jonathan bryantjonathan bryant18 саат мурун
  • One of the greatest films ever made!

    The Cinematic AuteurThe Cinematic Auteur19 саат мурун
  • I forgot how funny this movie was

    AC BlazeAC Blaze20 саат мурун
  • Is the kid at 1:53 the kid from roblox?

    Sam BeastSam Beast22 саат мурун
  • Died at the part when Major Payne said Killin is My business ladies and Business is Good

    Donald Whitehead JRDonald Whitehead JRКүн мурун
  • Such a classic! One my favorites. I'd love if he came and made a part 2.

    Chris OrnelasChris OrnelasКүн мурун
  • Tur yes tur! Lol

    Crystals Texas RandomnessCrystals Texas RandomnessКүн мурун
  • For those who understand I can show/do true human nature. In other words Goblins is what we human are at it core.

    Michael PerezMichael PerezКүн мурун
  • If someone owed you money and they came with a stack 1's that is questionable...... just tell them to COUNTEM OUT

    Robert MitchellRobert MitchellКүн мурун
  • Wayans deserved an Oscar for this. Absolutely hilarious, and he really felt like a drill instructor!!!

    Ben GBen GКүн мурун
  • Валера как всегда

    Руслан СвистРуслан СвистКүн мурун
  • Чо за дела ?

    Руслан СвистРуслан СвистКүн мурун
  • My little group of scrotem sacks..🤣

    Red Blue40RCRed Blue40RCКүн мурун
  • Nice movie

    Omar MolinaOmar MolinaКүн мурун
  • choo choo

    lops lopaalops lopaaКүн мурун
  • Full metal jacket but with children instead of adults

    Snazzy DolphinSnazzy DolphinКүн мурун

    Cheesy Does It CookingCheesy Does It CookingКүн мурун
  • “Blink blink blink blink blink what are you laughing at pig boy?!”😂😂

    MaceMaceMaceMaceКүн мурун
  • piper perrie vs major pain google it funny as fudge brownies

    HuffnPuff GamesHuffnPuff GamesКүн мурун
  • 🦶👌

    HisRoyalMajesty 08HisRoyalMajesty 08Күн мурун
  • He respects the kid who rallied them to role call the most, you can tell.

    RobertRobertКүн мурун
  • Payne: (Shoots bullets into the sky) Me: know the bullets come back down, right?

    Patrick's Crazy PlacePatrick's Crazy PlaceКүн мурун
  • Man Orlando Brown has been on a rollercoaster since this

  • You plottin' on me boy?!

    BusyBasazBusyBasaz2 күн мурун
  • Countem out

    Robert MitchellRobert Mitchell2 күн мурун
  • A major being a DI? what.

    TotalClicheTotalCliche2 күн мурун
  • My name is major 'Benson Winifred payne' lmaoo

    Lightning GamingLightning Gaming2 күн мурун
  • Never seen this movie but when i saw this clip i didnt laugh once.

    Another187Another1872 күн мурун
  • What are you looking at ASS eyes? 🤣

    Julio SantanaJulio Santana2 күн мурун
  • Let me tell you something ass eyes

    Leo MobleyLeo Mobley2 күн мурун
  • Major Payne, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, & Friday...all released in 1995. All are still as hilarious as they were then. When comedy transcends time & doesn't feel dated...Classic 👌🏿

    FireMadeFlesh IIFireMadeFlesh II2 күн мурун
  • Dur yes dur

    Hokaro OrvanaHokaro Orvana2 күн мурун
  • The part that will always make me smile is “I’m in the killing business ladies and BUSINESS IS GOOD

    Lemuel GonzalezLemuel Gonzalez2 күн мурун
  • Up

    Dillon CarlsonDillon Carlson2 күн мурун
  • When I was in army college, one of my teachers for military science was named Major Payne. He was in an Abrams tank unit.

    AJohnson0325AJohnson03252 күн мурун
  • 5:43 How we talk to SJW's back in the day

    Dark DemonikDark Demonik2 күн мурун
  • Kid that played Alex was a real life Marine

    Dark DemonikDark Demonik2 күн мурун
  • My friend after she returns from the military .... Me : YOU PLOTTIN ON ME BWOI ?!

    Frost Soul7755Frost Soul77552 күн мурун
  • “What the hell was that you little freckle face cartoon?”

    Robert JohnsonRobert Johnson3 күн мурун
  • How he says “sir yes sir” at 6:04 is funny

    Aaron LAaron L3 күн мурун
  • Wait ....... which brother is that

    Loveless GirlLoveless Girl3 күн мурун
  • Huuuuuuuuh?

    Bullshark guyBullshark guy3 күн мурун
  • I always thought he said "What you looking at ass ass?! " 😂

    Dwayne MorrisDwayne Morris3 күн мурун
  • 10/10

    Raghid KhaleelRaghid Khaleel3 күн мурун
  • Love this crazy movie. Ha!

    robert munrorobert munro3 күн мурун
  • Bleet bleet bleet bleet.

    Adam SmithAdam Smith3 күн мурун
  • 0:33x.

    No BamNo Bam3 күн мурун
  • GOOGLY eyes.

    Julie MitchellJulie Mitchell3 күн мурун
  • - sherminator 😆

    Terry TraylerTerry Trayler3 күн мурун
  • Oh shit is that the Sherminator?

    Sleestak McBongSleestak McBong4 күн мурун
  • Went to the military. This movie did not disappoint

    1fnfigi1fnfigi4 күн мурун
  • Dir ye dir

    Puellos _Puellos _4 күн мурун

    Freedom Fam Youth Uhuru & Freedom Pearlz FFYUFreedom Fam Youth Uhuru & Freedom Pearlz FFYU4 күн мурун
  • Major Payne is to on sugar crack

    Brittney SandersBrittney Sanders4 күн мурун
  • Dude ears doe🤣

    Countup BlackCountup Black4 күн мурун
  • small detail the deaf kid at 1:02 didn't flinch never notcied it till now.

    BergyBergy4 күн мурун
  • This movie brings back so many memories. Example - there is one thing you must never do in the military. It goes beyond messing up your job, telling your CO/NCO "say again" a dozen times, telling your COB (navy) to go fuck himself while standing watch, or misclassifying a submarine as a merchant vessel. Never, EVER, show up late if you have no valid reason.

    Wooden MetalWooden Metal4 күн мурун
  • when i was a kid and first saw this movie 20years ago i started making major paynes laugh

    overlord seniukasoverlord seniukas4 күн мурун
  • Saw this when it came out. I was 12..Great movie.

    MattMatt4 күн мурун
  • One of my all time favorites!

    JacobjJN EstridgeJacobjJN Estridge4 күн мурун
  • Now I gots a new come back for ol telltale, lol aww

    stephanie paynestephanie payne5 күн мурун
  • "you know what i'm gonna help you make room for lunch bacon boy" lmfao

    Joe RanJoe Ran5 күн мурун
  • Just this segment of the movie is worth the ticket price! This entire scene never gets old. “You find a piece of candy in yah pocket?!”

    MartyMcFly -MartyMcFly -5 күн мурун
  • If you don’t answer me when I speak to you imma put my foot in your ass: lmao 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Rimmy NettRimmy Nett5 күн мурун
  • Hello

    Brian ElderBrian Elder5 күн мурун
  • this was a movie. that they actually made. and ppl went to see it. 90s was some pretty crazy sht lemme tell ya

    Ken RobertsKen Roberts5 күн мурун
  • This was in my recommended, and I clicked and quoted the whole scene God damn I love this movie.

    Dread And DonutsDread And Donuts5 күн мурун
  • his accent has me dying

    CypherCypher5 күн мурун
  • *stoner eyes* "haha, Malcolm X"

    Nemo SundryNemo Sundry5 күн мурун
  • So this is where he trained to become the sherminator..

    VaxduKVaxduK5 күн мурун
  • War has made me very paranoid 😂

    Glenn ScrivenGlenn Scriven5 күн мурун
  • "Whatchu lookin at ass eyes" 😂

    JC DollazJC Dollaz5 күн мурун
  • "My BENSON. WINNIFORD. PAYNE!" You just knew it was about to be some shit

    Melanin CosplayMelanin Cosplay5 күн мурун
  • $2000 and a grey Ford Taurus with bad wheel bearing found in Stevens point Wisconsin baby shaker

    robert Arnoldrobert Arnold5 күн мурун
  • NOTHING is funny about this film. Abolutely nothing. Damon Wayans never even did one funny thing his whole life, why the fuck did he ever start acting.

    ZychoZycho6 күн мурун
  • “Major Payne like Damon wayans”

  • Hello to people that get this in their suggested 8 years later

    Eric WongEric Wong6 күн мурун
  • Killing is my business. And business is good!!!

    Eyes AntoniaEyes Antonia6 күн мурун
  • "Do. not. a. Tempt. To. Cha. Llenge. My. Au. Tho. Ritay." - love it

    Anthony NguyenAnthony Nguyen6 күн мурун
  • The days of non-offending.

    CRPCRP6 күн мурун
  • Army should be banned forever, it promotes nothing but slavery

    G GG G6 күн мурун
  • Fact: The deaf kid is really Damon Wayans's son Damon Jr.

    Dan CastroDan Castro6 күн мурун
    • Damon wayans jr is not in this movie

      Tyrice KingTyrice King4 күн мурун
    • @kay lamar oh ok

      Dan CastroDan Castro5 күн мурун
    • That's Mark Madison, Damon Wayans son is actually the boy he asked if he enjoyed seeing a black man running things...

      kay lamarkay lamar5 күн мурун
  • My first Drill Sergeant at Fort Jackson in 1995 was so like Payne

    Dan CastroDan Castro6 күн мурун
  • What’s crazy is I never knew Bradley cooper was Alex stone!!!!

    Kevin HuntKevin Hunt6 күн мурун
  • This movie is underrated

    the blackconservativethe blackconservative6 күн мурун
  • Lmao dude in the leather jacket looks like he's about 35 🤣🤣🤣 in a all reality he looked like that since he was a baby he was actually about 20 in this film considering it came out in 95 he is 45 now in 2020.

    A Real One.A Real One.6 күн мурун
  • dur yet dur

    Heavy MetalHeavy Metal6 күн мурун
  • I hve been looking 4 this movie almost 7 years

    August GowasebAugust Gowaseb6 күн мурун
  • I was in Jrotc in highschool and even though we seen the movie like a million times. When our major would put it on at the end of the year, and that final bell would ring for summer. Nun of us would move we would finish the movie lol Major Harrison be like its officially summer get the hell out of here! 😂😂😂 good times

    Tash's JourneyTash's Journey7 күн мурун
  • 0:12 what is bro to the left doing 🤣

    Franz LisztFranz Liszt7 күн мурун
  • Wat the hell was that u freckled face cartoon!?

    Cyrus ChaneyCyrus Chaney7 күн мурун
  • Awesome 90’s movie....

    Freedom For AllFreedom For All7 күн мурун